I decided to make a blogpost about me. Maybe you can relate.
I know I pronounced "Gif" Wrong
I am hard of hearing and I don't like to wear my hearing aids very often.
.....but eventually I will notice someone is talking to me.
And I read lips so this next statement is actually excruciatingly true for me...
I am a health nut.
But I make allowances for a few occasional treats here and there.
I'm a morning person
I want a Rottweiler and a French Bulldog so badly.
I see people with dogs and I remember I can't have one because I am a poor college student.
I'm really good at flirting.
I want to make a living traveling, writing and reading books.
When I see a picture of Ryan Gosling, Ryan Reynolds or Tom Hiddleston.
This is what it looks like in my head when I daydream about meeting Benedict Cumberbatch or Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
When I realize I may never meet them.
Suck it, Reality.
How I think I look when it is sunset and there is a light breeze blowing through my hair.
When one of my roommates suggests we watch "He's Just Not That Into You"
What I tell everyone when a guy I like doesn't like me back.
On the inside I'm like,
How I feel when I first decide I'm going to skip class for the day.
What I feel like when class is over and I missed it
When I finally decide I am not going to the gym after spending an entire day trying to force myself to go.
When I do get to the gym.
I am a Vegetarian.
I make pun jokes like it is goin' out of style.
I love to hang out at coffee shops and talk to my friends.
What people may think I feel like when I blast my music in my car
What I actually feel like
Because I'm hard of hearing remember?
I think I am hilarious.
What I feel like when I am driving with the windows down.
I am annoyingly Optimistic.
What I felt like when I finally got the app Tinder.
How Tinder works:
What I feel like when I get a match on Tinder
When I get a message on Tinder
When I make a really witty joke on Tinder
After having Tinder for a week
What I feel like when I don't know how to end a blogpost that could go on forever.
So that is a little bit about me. Now VeGONE.
(Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World reference anyone?)