Michigan Impossible

As you might know, I'm taking a bit of a break in Michigan.

So I've been trying to keep a low profile.

But I think they know I'm just another awkward selfie-taking 20 something.

Oh yeah,

I live next to a place called "Knotty Pines."

Oh good. 

I live next to a forest with behavioral issues.

Also,

It seems to rain here whenever I decide to go on a walk.

Just kidding.
It's like this.

So what is there to do in The-Middle-of-Nowhere-Michigan you ask?

Well,

I get crawled on by at least one bug,

 Then I make a considerable effort to keep up with the times. 

I've even been attempting to walk on the treadmill while watching Netflix.

Then, 

Even stacking wood and rocks can be fun if you're desperate enough.

But eventually, 

Now, I love the quiet but when I am in the nearest town trying to remember how to say words to other people things can get a little dicey.

So I've had to learn to improvise.

I eventually get my point across and they hand me a coffee.

But it could be worse.

Moral of this story?