These are(some of)the theme songs of my life.
1. When I fall asleep in class.
2. When I pick up a really hot pan on accident.
"Drop it like it's Hot." - Snoop Dogg/ Pharrell Williams
3. When I am listening to Rap.
"Rap God" - Eminem
4. When someone tells me they don't like Lord of the Rings or Ketchup.
"Shut Up" - The Black Eyed Peas
5. When I try to get past someone but we do that weird, awkward thing where we both go the same way multiple times and can't get past each other. You know what I'm talking about.
"Pardon Me" - Incubus
6. When I have "reached [my] destination" but Siri just keeps talking.
"Don't Speak" -No Doubt
7. When someone asks to see my ID
"My Name Is" - The Slim Shady (Eminem)
8. When I get to the top of a flight of stairs.
"Started from the Bottom" - Drake
9. When I'm sitting on an airplane
"Frozen" - Jared Evan
10. When I held a baby or small child for the first time.
"The Fear" - Ben Howard
11. When I have food poisoning
"Poison and Wine" - The Civil Wars
12. When my conscience tries to tell me that I should study for finals or write that really important paper for my class.
"Unwritten" - Natasha Bedingfield
13. When someone asks me what I want to do with my life.
"I Don't Want to Be" - Gavin DeGraw
14. When they ask if I'm dating anyone.
15. When I go to a restaurant or to the movies by myself.
"All By Myself" - Celine Dion
16. When I see a cute guy.
"Nicest Thing" - Kate Nash
17. What anti - aging creams companies tell me will happen if I use their products.
"Young Forever" - Jay Z
18. What really happens.
19. I'm a college student.
"Thrift Shop" - Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
20. So when I find a lucky penny...
21. When I've had too much caffeine.
"The Good Times are Killing Me" - Modest Mouse
22. When you are hard of hearing like me and you can't, for the life of you, hear what the person talking to you is saying.
"Whatcha Say" - Jason Derulo
23. And you're too embarrassed to make them repeat themselves for the fourth time.
"Whats Hurts the Most" _ Rascal Flatts
24. What some might think when I tell them I am "taking time off school."
"Bad to the Bone" - George Thorogood and the Destroyers
25. But it's really a lot like this.
"Nobody Knows Me At All" - Deb Talan
26. When I got an Iphone
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"Don't Judge Me" - Chris Brown
27. When my nails finally get long and then I get a hang nail.
"Hanging On" - Ellie Goulding
28. When I'm Pinteresting, Netflixing, Facbooking, Snapchatting, Instagramming or blog-posting.
"Hypnotize" - The Notorious B.I.G.
29. THE END
"At Last" - Etta James
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